instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor
why do guys care if girls swallow or spit like as long as you got your dick sucked why does it matter where the jizz ends up it aint like you can feel her swallow it
how high was i last night
High enough to speak the truth
LOOK AT THIS
HE STILL HAS THE PAPER IN HIS MOUTH
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IM SO HAPPY
Scott Summers in Avengers vs. X-men #002
harry potter + popular text posts
+ bonus lucius
Lori Petty as Tank Girl
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
This post turns me on.
Jim getting Bones to practice for his physical exam at the Academy by chasing after him with an apple outstretched yelling: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
TEEN WOLF 3A GAG REEL
Throw your hands up! Stick your claws out!