dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

(Source: kenais)

posted 6 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 71,811 notes   

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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

posted 7 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 152,746 notes   

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mockingbirdsdontfly:

mrs-rockvato:

Demi Lovato deconstructs the patriarchal society in one sentence.

I ACTUALLY LOVED THIS I WATCH THIS AUDITION ALL THE TIME DEMI SAYS WHAT EVERY GIRL/ADULT THINKS IN ONE SENTENCE

(Source: fifthharmony)

posted 9 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 301,924 notes   

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yancybecket - Tony gets Steve an official Captain America vine. Steve uses it to promote local art festivals and to put focus on struggling mom and pop businesses and Sam is in the background like "[puts head in hands] This guy is a literal saint. I have sex on a regular basis with a Literal Saint."

bluandorange -

I bet you they start out like. Really professional like Steve’s using his Captain America voice while someone else holds his phone and he gives some dorky line while standing next to the shopfront sign

and then in a few weeks it’s just Steve holding his phone over his head swinging it around going “I’m at [——] right now an—” and then a little kid comes up behind him and goes AAAAAA and Steve starts going AAAAAAAAA and they’re both just screaming into the camera until the six seconds are up because they’re LOSERS and Sam physically can’t

NOT THAT SAM’S VINE IS ANY BETTER oh my god once he’s officially on the Avengers and the Falcon becomes a house hold name; all the bird jokes. SEVERAL instances of him pulling up a youtube phone cam vid of him doing something cool, and dubbing it over with “Y’ALL GON’ MAKE ME RELEASE THE FALCOONNNNN” 

Tony and Sam decide it’d be fun to see what cute shit Cap says if you sneak up on him and go ‘Boo’. It backfires immediately because Steve is so comfortable around them and his reaction is to swear viciously and threaten them with bodily harm. Which is still hilarious! Just not something he’d want up on the internet. Sam promises he’ll delete it but Tony keeps it as blackmail (that he has no intention of ever using; he knows Cap’s audience is all ages and he may act like that doesn’t matter to him, but he has a huge fucking soft spot for Cap and his stinking All American morals and he knows it would actually upset him so no, its just for showing to the Avengers for shits and giggles)

bluandorange:

yancybecket:

bluandorange:

spaceconfessional:

Sam’s vines start out as “haha lookit this nest” and it’s him sitting in a little blanket pillow fort to “YO CHECK IT” and he has an actual place set up on Tony’s tower right there on the edge in the middle of the “A” and at the last second somewhere from the background is Clint shouting, “HEY”

Steve shouting DO IT FOR THE VINE at Bucky before Bucky gets what it means

Bucky doesn’t have a vine but he’s in Sam’s most famous one. Bucky is sitting on the couch then offscreen Sam yells “GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!” and Bucky looks around wildly but before he can figure out what’s going on, all the Avengers dogpile on him.

Bucky tries to avoid social media in general but he’s like a fucking easter egg on everyone elses’ accounts. The fans love it. He’s often in the background of Steve’s vids or getting trolled in Tony and Sam’s, but he rarely ends up saying anything. SO WHEN HE DOES, that shit is extra popular. 

Finally one day Sam catches Bucky singing to himself as he shaves. Bucky catches sight of him right before the Vine ends and spends the next hour chasing him around trying to steal the phone back and destroy it.

posted 10 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 5,001 notes   

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ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

(Source: mainstreetmickey)

posted 11 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 248,889 notes   

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 

via @sethdmichaels

(Source: ihopeyoulikeblackberries)

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swiggityswaggert:

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

To feel emotions again

posted 13 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 667,317 notes   

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Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

posted 15 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 362,211 notes   

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seadeepspaceontheside:

AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE

posted 16 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 114,821 notes   

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(Source: inspiredbyadam)

posted 18 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 265,306 notes   

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kurosunanomei:

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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I will never not reblog this.

smitethepatriarchy:

bubonickitten:

capitolhillofficial:

capitolhillofficial:

Dragons are henceforth a feminist icon. You’re no longer allowed to participate in the appreciation of dragons and dragons in culture unless you’re totally down for helping the equality movement. 

Anti-feminist blogs are mad about this post so everyone should reblog it.

I saved this image off Tumblr awhile ago and I never thought I’d find another use for it

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FUCK YES.

(Source: officialfolgers)

posted 20 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 123,211 notes   

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cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(Source: vine-gif)

posted 21 hours ago / 28 Jul 2014 with 295,115 notes   

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